i hate birds

i hate hate hate them.

ever since the experience i had at newport beach getting chased by a flock of seagulls for my piece of cheese. i ran hard from those seagulls. they almost attacked me. until i threw my cheese and couldn't run any further.

birds scare me.

they always jump or fly right in front of you. actually maybe not 'you' but they always jump or fly right in front of me.

i can't even tell you how many times i've jumped during my downtown walks because a bird flew right in front of me and scared me.

and the worst is when they are in your house. finding a bird in your room after coming home from a vacation is not the most pleasant thing.

soooooooooo..............

one result that comes from this severe hate i feel for birds is that whenever one is close to me, i always want to throw something at it.

i have been so close to chucking my phone at multiple birds.

i have this sudden urge to just throw my phone at a bird.

why?

no clue.

but i just want to see what the bird would do if i hit it.

the only reason i have yet to throw my phone at a bird is that i'm scared its other bird friends would come attack me. its not the phone i care about, its my life.

i bet everyone reading this is thinking "she better not watch the movie 'the birds'."

well don't worry. i never will.

because i just can't stand birds.

the end.