considering i am almost a u of u grad,

i pretty much know everything about the u.

REASONS I LOVE THE U:

• football
• the institute

allow me to diverse and give reasons i love the institute:

- free food all the time

- activities for free

- spiritual uplifting when needed

- no obligated spiritual uplifting when not needed

- beta girls/other peeps

- 4 powell trips

- free parking

- good study space

• the math tutor center
• beautiful campus (mostly)
• we get a fall break
• it's a 5 min. drive from home

REASONS I HATE THE U:

• parking is impossible and expensive. the closest spot is at least a 10 min. speed-walk away from any class
• getting muss tickets is a joke
• they took out the golf course
• there is never-ending construction
• the bookstore won't let you take your backpack in
• most of the math teachers should have taken an esl class before teaching
• they waste money on useless projects (for example: painting bike lanes on the sidewalk)

stay tuned. when i do graduate in a few months, i'll impart some of my advice about college. trust me, you'll want to hear it.